10:33 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> so someone told me about some cool place
10:33 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> and i decided to check it out
10:33 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> on the way there i heard someone say that carrizo 
                         wasn't a good goalkeeper and lazio should have bought 
                         ustari instead, for 25M Eur
10:34 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> when i arrived, it was basically like a social center
10:34 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> basically a place where communist people hang out
10:34 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> some people were playing go, others video games etc
10:35 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> i was looking for a specific group of people (i don't 
                         remember exactly which)
10:35 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> but i couldn't find them
10:35 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> it was a large building
10:35 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> so i went to the second floor, but the second floor 
                         was basically just run down apartments
10:36 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> i went back down to the first floor
10:36 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> and there was this cute girl with a skirt and braces 
                         with a water hose
10:36 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> who was hosing down people
10:36 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> and she hosed me down too ;_;
10:37 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> i left the room and she followed me
10:37 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> she told me she wanted to know me better and made me 
                         follow her to some room
10:38 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> then she closed the door and said something and the 
                         gravity in the room changed to what she claimed was 
                         the normal gravity
10:38 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> basically it was like the building had some 
                         artificially low gravity
10:38 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> we sat on the floor and started talking
10:39 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> all of a sudden some hispanic cleaning lady walks in 
                         and goes up the stairs in the room
10:39 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> so we're like "ok" and follow her
10:40 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> it turns out my younger brother was there too
10:40 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> there were a lot of stairs
10:40 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> and at one point my brother almost fell through them
10:40 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> but i managed to save him
10:40 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> after like 100m of going up the stairs started to go 
                         back down
10:41 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> except the steps weren't regular steps
10:41 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> they were synths!
10:41 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> and we had to be very careful when walking on them
10:41 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> especially since there were gaps between them
10:42 < TEH_REPREGNAT0R> we eventually reached the bottom, and i woke up