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I never knew you could use function pointers in shell script.
Why are my ping times over 1 sec?
Workloads, like people, are rarely objective.
No one cares about performance until it's not there.
Unix is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.
Treat your password like your toothbrush.  Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
I just wish my mouth had a backspace key.
The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
I wish life had an Undo function.
"That's awesome!" "What's awesome?" "My code."
Hey, I know this! This is Unix!
Tue Jan 19 03:14:07 UTC 2038
Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.
I don’t care if it works on your machine!  We are not shipping your machine!
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
640K ought to be enough for anybody.
Windows NT addresses 2 Gigabytes of RAM, which is more than any application will ever need.
Git gets easier once you realize the basic idea that branches are homeomorphic endofunctors mapping submanifolds of a Hilbert space.
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