Aw who am I kidding? It's a shameless exercise in self promotion and we all know it! Hahaha! I'll bet you're still so taken with my elite black background that you're going to forgive me for this though, no?
Well anyway, I'm no HTML artist, although I do enjoy embeding the occasional senseless and gratuitous URL as much as the next man (like this one), but I'll give it my best shot.
I'm an engineering director for Apple, Inc, working on a number of UNIX technologies in MacOSX. MacOSX also uses a good deal of code from the FreeBSD Project, for which I'm also one of the founders and past core team member. Those interested in knowing more about how all this madness came about may enjoy reading the history of the FreeBSD Project.
My current resume may be found in HTML, SGML, postscript or word format.
Want to see what I've looked like over the years? See my picture archive.
For those who are curious, my current cat is now ten. This is more than enough cats and I've also gained six dogs.
"So, what do these mangy little hairballs look like?"
Glad you asked! As part of my committment to having a full 87% of all internet content be composed of pet pictures (the rest is porn, or maybe it's the other way around), you can get pictures of my current menagerie here.
"Aw, that's Sooooooo cute! Can I see more? Please please?"
Sigh. Who am I to deny a cat lover? Have a look at Nadia (a russian blue princess if ever there was one) and Jasper, the tomcat from hell.
"Do you have any audio clips of them?"
Need you ask? Here on the mike is little
Sophia.
"Sure, fine, but how about something a little more Hitchcock, like a video of your wife being attacked by pigeons?"
Boy, you're a hard one to please, aren't you? Still, that's no problem.
"Could this home page possibly be any stupider?"
Patience! I'm working on it.
Anyway, so that's who I am. If you like this page, you can always reach me via e mail at jkh@freebsd.org. If you don't, might I suggest the Dilbert page?
(NOTE: This is actually one of Scott Adams's cats, but as I don't have any digitized pictures of my own in the right size, I hope he won't mind me borrowing little Freddie here).
Current cat count:
Current flea count: 47