Crap. There's supposed to be a PATCHDIR=${.CURDIR}/files in conky-awesome/Makefile.

diff -urdpN old/conky/Makefile new/conky/Makefile
--- old/conky/Makefile	2008-05-24 12:28:21.000000000 -0400
+++ new/conky/Makefile	2008-05-24 12:28:02.000000000 -0400
@@ -12,13 +12,16 @@ CATEGORIES=	sysutils
 MASTER_SITES=	${MASTER_SITE_SOURCEFORGE}
 MASTER_SITE_SUBDIR=	${PORTNAME}
 
-MAINTAINER=	novel@FreeBSD.org
-COMMENT=	An advanced, highly configurable system monitor for X
+MAINTAINER?=	novel@FreeBSD.org
+COMMENT?=	An advanced, highly configurable system monitor for X
+
+CONFLICTS=	conky-awesome*
+SLAVEDIRS=	sysutils/conky-awesome
 
 USE_BZIP2=	yes
 GNU_CONFIGURE=	yes
-USE_XORG=	x11 xext xdamage
-USE_GNOME=	pkgconfig
+USE_XORG?=	x11 xext xdamage
+USE_GNOME?=	pkgconfig
 USE_ICONV=	yes
 CONFIGURE_ARGS+=	--disable-portmon \
 			--disable-proc-uptime \
diff -urdpN old/conky-awesome/Makefile new/conky-awesome/Makefile
--- old/conky-awesome/Makefile	1969-12-31 19:00:00.000000000 -0500
+++ new/conky-awesome/Makefile	2008-05-24 12:28:02.000000000 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+# New ports collection makefile for:	conky-awesome
+# Date created:				2005-08-27
+# Whom:					Roman Bogorodskiy <novel@FreeBSD.org>
+#
+# $FreeBSD$
+#
+
+PKGNAMESUFFIX=	-awesome
+
+MASTERDIR=	${.CURDIR}/../conky
+DESCR=		${.CURDIR}/pkg-descr
+
+MAINTAINER=	adamw@FreeBSD.org
+COMMENT=	An advanced, highly configurable system monitor (configured for x11-wm/awesome)
+
+CONFLICTS=	conky-[0-9]*
+
+USE_XORG=	
+USE_GNOME=
+CONFIGURE_ARGS+=	--disable-x11
+
+.include "${MASTERDIR}/Makefile"
diff -urdpN old/conky-awesome/files/patch-src_conky.c new/conky-awesome/files/patch-src_conky.c
--- old/conky-awesome/files/patch-src_conky.c	1969-12-31 19:00:00.000000000 -0500
+++ new/conky-awesome/files/patch-src_conky.c	2008-05-24 12:28:02.000000000 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
+--- src/conky.c.orig	2008-05-24 12:23:40.000000000 -0400
++++ src/conky.c	2008-05-24 12:24:07.000000000 -0400
+@@ -5798,7 +5798,7 @@
+ 	int added;
+ 	width_of_s = get_string_width(s);
+ 	if (out_to_console) {
+-		printf("%s\n", s);
++		printf("%s\n\n", s);
+ 		fflush(stdout);   /* output immediately, don't buffer */
+ 	}
+ 	memset(tmpstring1,0,TEXT_BUFFER_SIZE);
diff -urdpN old/conky-awesome/pkg-descr new/conky-awesome/pkg-descr
--- old/conky-awesome/pkg-descr	1969-12-31 19:00:00.000000000 -0500
+++ new/conky-awesome/pkg-descr	2008-05-24 12:28:02.000000000 -0400
@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+Conky is an advanced, highly configurable system monitor.
+
+This port configures conky for use with the Awesome window manager
+from x11-wm/awesome. Unless you're using Awesome or some other system
+with a client pipe, you probably want the main version of Conky in
+sysutils/conky.
+
+WWW:	http://conky.sourceforge.net/