This sentence is false. This sentence no verb. This sentence claims to be an Epimenides paradox, but it is lying. This sentence contradicts itself - or rather - well, no, actually it doesn't! This sentence contains exactly threee erors. "yields falsehood, when appended to its quotation." yields falsehood, when appended to its quotation. I am not the subject of this sentence. I am jealous of the first word in this sentence. I am the meaning of this sentence. I am the thought you are now thinking. This inert sentence is my body, but my soul is alive, dancing in the sparks of your brain. Do you think anybody has ever had *precisely this thought* before? Hey, out there - is it *you* reading me, or is it someone else? Thit sentence is not self-referential because "thit" is not a word. No language can express every thought unambiguously, least of all this one. When you are not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish. I had to translate this sentence into English because I could not read the original Sanskrit. If this sentence were in Chinese, it would say something else. .siht ekil ti gnidaer eb d'uoy ,werbeH ni erew ecnetnes siht fI If this sentence didn't exist, somebody would have invented it. If I had finished this sentence, If there were no counterfactuals, this sentence would not have been paradoxical. If wishes were fishes, the antecedent of this conditional would be true. What would this sentence be like if it weren't self-referential? What would this sentence be like if pi were 3? This sentence would be seven words long if it were six words shorter. because I didn't think of a good beginning of it. This sentence was in the past tense. The rest of this sentence is written in Thailand, on This sentence every third, but it still comprehensible. This would easier understand fewer had omitted. If the meanings of 'true' and 'false' were switched, then this sentence wouldn't be false. I've heard that this sentence is a rumor. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. If I were you, who would be reading this sentence? You have, of course, just begun reading the sentence that you have just finished reading. If you think this sentence is confusing, then change one pig.